Barbossa Interview

Interview with Barbossa, brought to you by Piratewarriorcat

What's your name?  "Hector Barbossa"

How old are you? "Fifty two"

What's your job? "Pirate Captain"

Where were you born? "Cornwall, lass"

Do you have any family? "Both me parents are dead, but I have an older brother"

What's his name? "Morgan, and he's an ol git (chuckles)"

What's your favourite food? "Apple's lass, LOTS of Apples"

Likes? "Apples, me hat (tips hat) being a pirate and Jack the Monkey (laughs)"

Dislikes? "Bilge rats, Jack Sparrow (rolls eyes) and annoying wenches"

What's your worst memory? "When I heard me Ma died..I got this letter telling me that she had caught flu and hadn't shaken it off..I cried for a bit and got depressed this was..woa..20 years after I ran way"

What was your childhood like?
"Not the best, me Ma was a hardworking women..I mean she spent all her time working; she never had any time for herself. Me father was a useless ol' bilge rat, he were always drunk; he'd spend are money for the month in one day...so we were in poverty most of the time. When me brother Morgan came of age he started working in the nearby stables, he didn't get paid much but he gave it all to us. Da taught me how to pouch when he wasn't drunk..it was a pretty usful skill if ye didn't get caught (chuckles) and I never did. Ma hated eaten stolen food but we had no choice and she hated me wanting to work..bless her..she said that a boy should not work like a man until he's ready. One night I came home an Da and Ma were hollering at each other..I mean you could have heard it two miles away. Then Da hit Mammy really hard..then I just exploded; I grabbed this pan and just hit him with it...and he didn't move..(sigh) then I ran out the house, I could hear Ma calling me name but I just kept running like hell. After about a day of wondering the streets I stowed away on this fishing bout to Tortuga and the rest in history.

What was your mother's name? "Beatrice"

Do you miss her? "..sometimes"

Do you still see Morgan? "Not really, he's a bit old so I don't see him around

Tortuga no more but I visit him once in awhile"

Thanks you giving up your time "no problem"